bunnies, kittens, and the mean scary guy...

Tonight is Halloween... Fright night. The night of all nights; when leaving your home you will see people dressed to the nine in any variety of outfits, from super sexy, to deep thinking, cartoon cute, to hella scary... I, for the first time, was allowed at my place of biz, to wear a costume for Halloween. Most years I go all out in buying and assembling the best costume a person could think up and put together from scratch. This year, on the other hand, I was limited by "scratch" via my 65mph moto-dive, so I wore a mask I had in my bottom dresser drawer for the last 7 years or so. I was just happy to not have to spend some money and not have to wear the ordinary work uniform for a change... We move on... The whole night was greeting tables of young families, and scaring the hell out of children ages 1-3 with this gorilla type mask... Now first of all. Its Halloween... Don't you think if you leave the house, your going to see some "scary" costumes... and if you do, are you going to blame the costumed people for scaring your child? I mean seriously! What moron blames their waiter for making their child cry on Halloween? Leave your fuck'in kids at home! And while your at it, keep you fuck'in receive by mail GIFT card too! These parental Jackasses run up a $150 tab because they are trying to drink away their very existence, of which they created, mind you...and then proceed to tip %12 on the discounted amount of their tab... Last I checked, the company I worked for, offered the discount on the meal... I didn't include discounted service to your sorry, sad, crying Cheerio tossing, creepy, crawly family! Had I known I was getting discounted tip, I would have given discounted service! Is it my fault your so far extended on credit because of your huge home in the burbs you can't afford, not to mention the NASCAR jacket you apparently bought with my tip and forwent paying for a more modest home and can't afford to actually clothe your children? People are stupid, and suck... What’s' the most bone chilling part of this whole scenario, is that they are reproducing...Then this lady says to me, "you take the tax on your bill and then double it to get the tip, right?" Everything around me went into slow-motion... I rolled my eyes and then asked her...."so, what do you tip the server in tax-free Nevada?" She just looked at me and just starred... Her husbands had the balls to look and me and say, "Where is my free desert, for my birthday?" I looked him dead in the face and asked, "Did you get your $5 worth of free gas at the gas station today, or your $5 of free food from the grocery store, or your $5 of free labor on your oil change because you were born today?" He apparently had the same stare as his wife..( They were made from the same southern daddy, if ya know what I mean).. and said, "Well of course not! That's silly, they are a business that needs to make money!"" I replied with, "So why is my restaurant made to foot the Birthday bill? We are a business too! Just be happy you're still alive!" Thank goodness all of this conversation has taken place after they barley paid for the bill… Like I’ve said before… People SUCK!